These pictures are wonderfully tragic.

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02/19/2014 at 16:16 • Filed to: Tragic Ads

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http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/433323…


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:17

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Do you even flatbed scanner?


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:17

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Uh what. Are they supposed to make you feel SPEED


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/19/2014 at 16:19

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Do you even crop, bro?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
02/19/2014 at 16:20

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All I feel is, "How are they able to scan photos and put them on the internet but are unable to crop?:


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:21

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*insert tortured "muscle development"/photo development pun here*


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/19/2014 at 16:22

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*insert different tortured "muscle development"/photo development pun here*


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:25

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Worst instagram filter EVAR

90s Epson Flatbed


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:25

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All that money on the car and can't afford a camera phone....


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:26

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*insert response composed largely of "definition"/"resolution" puns and ending on reference to "less grain"*


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:27

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Not only did they not crop, the photographs themselves are off center. Cropception.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
02/19/2014 at 16:28

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and he's not even keeping the car!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Tekamul
02/19/2014 at 16:28

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Worst ... or best?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/19/2014 at 16:29

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*insert gif of a cat falling over*


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Tekamul
02/19/2014 at 16:29

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Idk, maybe he did it ironically


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Sn210
02/19/2014 at 16:29

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There's enough fuck to fill up my brain.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:29

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maybe he's selling it to afford a new phone/data plan


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
02/19/2014 at 16:30

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Data plan!

Craigslist need pictures!


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:34

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* sudden 60s Spiderman topic shift*

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 16:40

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Then he'll sell the car get the phone/data plan.

and go to take pictures of his car to sell on ....oh wait...this was a bad plan!


Kinja'd!!! JACU - I've got bonifides. > CalzoneGolem
02/19/2014 at 19:58

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Meanwhile, a Willys Gasser rises from the tar pits...